Joe’s Farm Grill – Gilbert, Arizona
When primitive men, women and asgender people crossed the Bering Straits to escape global freezing, they eventually made their way to the Phoenix area. Ever since, their progeny has been trying to figure out how to escape global scorching which transpires on most summer days (seven or eight months a year). They built Biosphere 2, the world’s largest controlled environment. They built a swimming pool in Chase Field, home of the Arizona Diamondbacks. When compelled to leave the air conditioned confines of their homes, Phoenicians risk third-degree burns from their car doors and flee to their summer homes in Prescott and Heber where instead of 130, the temperature is only 99. They also join hordes of tourists in a utopian…
